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Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable with a soft, broken-in feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in texture and muted color
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for lasting shape
- Sizes S–4XL available and sewn-in label for a clean neckline

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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but substantial, this garment-dyed tee wears like something you’ve already lived in for years. The front sports a clean, collegiate-style “SARCASM UNIVERSITY” print — deadpan and a little irreverent — that slips easily into everyday outfits. The relaxed cut and heavyweight cotton give it structure without feeling stiff; the post-dye softness and tubular knit reduce bunching and make it lie smooth under a jacket or on its own. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, at low-key campus hangs, or when you want to let your sense of humor do the talking without trying too hard.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable with a soft, broken-in feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in texture and muted color
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for lasting shape
- Sizes S–4XL available and sewn-in label for a clean neckline

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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